Biasanya anak sekolahan nih yang nyari ginian. Cuman share sedikit aja siapa tau bisa bantu.
Ini drama asli buatan mimin sendiri gan, jangan liat bagus enggaknya, yang penting ada lah. So, cekidot.
Judul: The Village Of Ultimate Beggar
Tokoh: Oesman (L), Oesback (L), Mimin (P), Moemoen (P), Ences (P)
P: Perempuan
L: Lekong :D
THE VILLAGE OF ULTIMATE BEGGAR
The
story, there was a village which the citizen is a rubber of beggar from various
group, includes an ordinary beggar, professional beggar, although a begginer
beggar. All of beggar who has spread in Indonesia centered here, in here also
they (the beggar) get some training, going to physical training, mental, and
education also. This village have a moto of life, that is where there is no
self-price, there is successed. Why? Cause, that one of trick for become a
success beggar is remove your price-self. Causing by the celeverness of this
beggar in a begging, this village named, THE
VILLAGE OF ULTIMATE BEGGAR.
Behind
of the rubber of the beggar life which full of falsehood there was a little
live inside, four childern of beggar who has became a friend since they was a
little, and they have a same profession as their parents, that is a beggar.
They are Oesman, Oesbek, Mimin, and Moemoen. They have a same dream also,
become a billionaire beggar is their life direction.
Oesman : What
a beautiful morning for begging, yo spirit spirit! It’s better if I quickly go
to the field, my friends must be waiting for me
Oesman
quickly go to the field. And its right, all his friends have waiting for him
right there.
Oesman : Asaalamu’alaikum
All
friends : Wa’alaikum
salam (they all shake hand)
Oesman : What
are you doing right here?
Mimin : Hey,
its better if you ask about our self, after that you can ask it
Oesman : Did
it must be that?
Mimin : Not at least, just do it
Oesman : Alright
alright, how are you?
Mimin : I’m
fine thanks
Moemoen : Huh? Are you talking to me?
Oesman : Yeah, I told you
Moemoen : What
do you want from me?
Oesman : Nope, I just ask you as she want
Moemoen : Who is she?
Oesman : Your
sister
Moemoen : My sister? Who is it?
Mimin : I’m your sister stupid!
Moemoen : Oh is you, hey my sister? How are you? How
long you were here?
Mimin : Huh... Your amnesia is getting started
Oesman : Haha, how about you boy?
Oesback : Such
as ordinary, I always on fire boy! (while doing their special toss)
Oesman : Nice guy! Can I ask now?
Mimin : Sure
Oesman : Nice guys! What are you doing here?
Oesback : Good questions, we were doing sport today
for charge our begging energy
Oesman : Sport?
Which sport do you do?
Oesback : You can see the equipment?
Oesman
get looking to the equipment
Oesman : Is
it right?
Oesback : Yeah,
this is great right? I found it yesterday
Oesman : Oh
yeah?
Oesback : Yeah
Oesman : Oh
yeah?
Oesback : Aha
Oesman : Do you
know what is it?
Oesback : I
didn’t
Oesman : I’ll
tell you, this is a...
Moemoen : This
is a game which usually played by little girl, named backle. Its discovered by
alexander graham bell on 17th century, it can played by two or more girl
player. The accessories that needed is a ball, and some kewuk. Every player
play with a rolling turn, the player who never make a fail she is the winner
Mimin : How
amazing... Hey sister, say one more time
Moemoen : One more time
Mimin : Not that
Moemoen : Not that
Mimin : Nevermind
Moemoen : Nevermind
Mimin
take a look to her sister
Moemoen : Hehe
Oesman : Didn’t you feel shy for play this game?
Oesback : Shy?
Did I must shy? Did you forget our motto? “Where is no price-self, there is a
success”, did you?
Oesman : Oh yeah, I almost forgot
Oesback : Do you wanna join?
Oesman : No thanks, I’m still normal
Moemoen : Hey,
what will we do today?
Oesman : Good
question, as a professional beggar here I have obligation for give a begging
education for beginner beggar
Moemoen : What
is like?
Oesman : You’ll know soon, okay let’s make a
class
Oesback : Did you
wanna make a class right here?
Oesman : Yeah,
what’s your problem?
Oesback : No,
I just ask you
Oesman : I
know what you mean, but this is Indonesia, the goverment just taking hands a
thousand of corruptions problem without find the way out, until ignored citizen
education.
Oesback : So poor
Oesman : Okay, today we will learn about “how to
get a good begging” (while write on a whiteboard)
Moemoen : Hey,
where you get that?
Oesman : What?
Moemoen : Those whiteboard
Oesback : We
are on the drama class now, so it’s ordinary when you find out the whiteboard
on the class
Moemoen : Hey
don’t speak loudly, do you wanna all of our friends know that we on the drama?
Oesback : I don’t care, moreover there was Mrs.
Neneng who looking very beautiful today
Everybody’s
mumble
Oesback : I
hope after I praise her we will got a high score
All : Hahaha
Oesman : Okay,
let’s back to the last point, before I telling you did one of you have know
about how to be a good beggar? Then practice it
Oesback : I
know I know, to be a good begar we must have a poor face, like this (while
showing his poor face)
Oesman : Good,
so how to get a money from those face?
Oesback : It’s
easy, like this
(practice)
Oesback : (pointed
a knife) Do you wanna give your money, let’s give your money now... Don’t you
feel poor to me huh? Give your money now
Oesman : Alright...
Alright... Stop doing that, do you know that you make me scared? Do you know
hah? That is wrong way for begging, how you can get a good begging if you do
like that? That was a very very wrong way
Oesback : I
just do what you order? Did I was wrong? It’s better that I have do it for you,
than I don’t.
Moemoen : Stooooooopppppp!!!
Mimin : Thanks
sister
Moemoen : You’re welcome.
Mimin : Okay
good, lets do it again
Moemoen : Do
again? Do you mean that they must do again their conflict?
Mimin : No
stupid, back to the class
Oesman : Alright,
back to school. I will tell you how to be a good beggar. To be a good beggar
we...
Oesback : Excuse
me?
Oesman : What?
Oesback : May
I go to the restroom?
Oesman : For
what?
Oesman : Oh
come on? LDR
Moemoen : Long
distance relationship?
Oesback : No, long dick reduction
Moemoen : So
poor you are
Mimin : Oesman,
can you continue your matery before?
Oesman : I
can’t
Mimin : Why?
Oesman : I
have too much speaking on this drama, I’m afraid if I exhaust the dialog
Mimin : Oh
come on? One more time?
Oesman : Mmm...
No
Moemoen : How about two more time
Oesman : Why
not six more time? And I will give you my money so you can buy a watch for get
much time?
Suddenly
Oesback back to the class with bring a big news
Oesback : Good
news everybody, richman will come to our class. And is a woman
Moemoen : Huh?
What will she do right here?
Oesback : I
don’t know, but I think she wanna give some money to us
Mimin : Do
you seriuosly?
Oesback : Yes I
do, I never honest
Moemoen : So,
what will we do now?
Oesback : Mmm...
I don’t know
Mimin : I
have idea, like this
They
getting to make a preparation for his coming
Mimin : Okay?
Oesback : Roger
that! So I must run when you kick the ball so I can give it to Moemoen and then
she kick it to goal, if its not success Oesman will do it
Everybody’s
quite
Moemoen : It’s
not soccer right?
Mimin : Okay
let’s do a preparations
Those
richman heading to the stage
All : Tadaaaaa!!!!
Welcometo our village
Ences : Get
away from me, you’re so dirty
Oesback : Hi,
my name is Oesback, but people always call me Oesback
Ences : Yeah
I know
Oesback : Impressive,
how do you know about my name?
Ences : It’s
look clearly right there
Oesback
look onto his shirt
Oesback : I
think this is a cause
Moemoen : Where
are you from?
Ences : I
am from the city you know? I am princess, and people always call me the
beautiful princess. Hahaha... (evil laught)
Mimin : But,
right there it wrote difference. Its looks like, Ences
Ences : Euu... It’s just a little false
don’t care about it
Mimin : Hmmm...What
are you doing here?
Ences : I
was on a holiday, and I’m very like to find out a new destination
Mimin : But
this isn’t a destination, this is a village
Ences : Village?
I don’t see it
Mimin : Why?
Ences : It
actually looks likea ash can
Mimin : Oh
yeah? Sure, it mean that you’re a trash?
Ences : What
are you saying? You say that to beautiful princess? Oh this is a violance
Mimin : Yeah
this is an ash can, and you have fall into an ash can. It’s mean that you have
join with us as a trash
Ences : Hey
you are right, I never think it before
Moemoen : Hey, you
don’t belong here?
Ences : Yes
I don’t, I have say it before
Moemoen : When?
I’m not hear that? Or I have forgot it?
Ences : Is she normal?
Oesback : Actually
not, she have short term amnesia, so she can’t remember anything about 3
minutes
Ences : It
seriously?
Oesback : Yeah,
lets try, can you give him some question?
Ences : Hmm...
Okay what are u name?
Moemoen : Simple
answer, Moemoen
Ences : It’s
not happen?
Oesback : Let
me try. Moemoen who is her?
Moemoen : Who?
Her?
Oesback : Yeah,
the girl beside you
Moemoen : This
is my sister
Ences : It
goes back, she is a normal
Mimin : Who
is my name?
Moemoen : Bambang
Mimin : See?
Even to her sister it works
Ences : Stranger
Oesman : Hi,
my name is Oesman, my father is Oesman 77 and my grandpa is Oesman144
Ences : How
about your full name?
Oesman : Oesman
2013
Oesback : Hey you don’t ask me about my full name?
Ences : Oh,
you have to?
Oesback : Yes I
do, Oesback Personality
Ences : Hah?
It so strange, what its mean?
Oesback : In Indonesia,
it sounds like “Oesman Pribadi”
Ences : It
sounds like my friend name
Ences
getting around for looking the condition of the village
Ences : It
so dirty right here
Moemoen : Yeah
this is our village, any problem?
Ences : No,
I just felt disturbed about this village condition
Mimin : By the way, why did you walking like
that?
Ences : Oh
like this?
Mimin : Yeah
Ences : It’s
looking good right? This is a walking style for richman
All : Ohhh...
Ences : Do
you wanna learn?
All : Yeah...
Yeah...
Ences : Okay, first you must get up your bottom like
this
OK? Second, put your hand
down above your thigh. Keep on your position, and then the last walk!
Oesback : Hey
it’s easy
Moemoen : What
motion is it? It’s feel strange, but it so funny
Oesman : I
hope I’m still have a self-price
Mimin : Yeah,
it’s looking good. We like a richman
Ences : Did
it so easy right?
Oesback : Yeah
right, but we have our style also
Ences : Oh
yeah?
Oesback : Yeah
like this
Ences : Haha...
Looks like oldman who almost die
All : Hahaha
Oesman : Hey
lets play a backle, I wanna try
Ences : What
is that?
Mimin : Here,
I will teach you
Oesback : Hey,
lets play together
Moemoen : What
is that? A new game huh?
Oesback : We
have play it before, you do it again
Mimin : Hey
stop talking, you disturb me
Ences : Let
me try let me try
Mimin : Here
Oesback : Hey,
you play it nicely. Oesman, lets join us
Oesman : Wait
for a while, I’m still closing this drama
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